burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

(via swaggering-it)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via policebagel)

(Source: husssel, via zackisontumblr)

someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

(via tumbledore-)

(Source: theone8888, via ruinedchildhood)

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova, via marinaramuffin)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via letssharesecrets)

lovemetoinfinity:

love it

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via zackisontumblr)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via lameborghini)

twenty2ndyear:

imgonnamakeachange:

me

Is it weird that this feels more inspirational than any real person before and afters?

(Source: three-odd-glares, via psych-facts)

(Source: bricesander, via cyberho)

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via zackisontumblr)

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

(via policebagel)

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