barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

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ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

image

when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

 image

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Tips for online dating

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realitytvgifs:

taking selfies with friends

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rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

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// ok im tired of the bullshit//

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

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// Going back to school in September//

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

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